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We may seem like random variables, but I promise that we will always converge.

Loving you is as intuitive to me as topological transitivity.

We should investigate how sensitive someone as dynamic as you is to initial conditions.

Meeting you was like discovering the validity of non-Euclidean geometry.

Philosophers may argue whether space is absolute, or exists only in the relation of matter, but I know that I only exist in relation to you.

Space may be fundamental to discussing the universe, but you are the only thing fundamental to my universe.

Your beauty exceeds the three dimensions most would use to describe it.

There should be a right-hand-rule that describes the way I’ll wrap myself around you and make a current run through you.

Like transcendental numbers transcend algebra, you transcend the functions of my mind.

Your beauty is as profound as Euler's Identity.

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I wish more girls would appreciate compliments like this.

We at fuckyeahsciencepickuplines wish more guys, gals, and people who do not fit the gender binary appreciated compliments like this, ‘cause they’re seriously missing out.

Let’s be real, though. If you want more…

These are some excellent points.  What I had said initially as a half-serious joke, they expanded upon with things I can completely agree upon.

The hardest part is pushing this type of thing to girls when they’re younger, because if it is done later, often it is too late.  Personally, I’m looking into investing in a few Raspberry Pi units to give to my friend’s younger sister and her friends and then trying to teach them some and give materials for projects.  Hopefully the creativity aspect of it and engineering will keep their interest in science alive.

A+ idea. I hope that they enjoy your gift.

For anyone else keeping tabs on this, other good options for getting young girls interested in building and engineering are Legos and K’nex.

Your beauty is as profound as Euler’s Identity.

nevazar-ambitions:

I wish more girls would appreciate compliments like this.

We at fuckyeahsciencepickuplines wish more guys, gals, and people who do not fit the gender binary appreciated compliments like this, ‘cause they’re seriously missing out.

Let’s be real, though. If you want more of your preferred type of romantic partner to understand math lines, you should be helping reform education. Society is hostile toward the science-focused woman. Few logic-building toys are marketed towards young girls. I work with someone who is sent to universities to recruit female engineers, and she tells me all the time that there are not more women in the field because the professors bore them, and the men do not respect them.

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