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Your refractive index must be greater than 2.42, because your beauty sparkles more than any diamond that I’ve ever seen.

You may think I’m a casein once you find out how versatile and flexible I am.

You compliment me like apocynin complements vanillin.

When I was told you were a vanilloid, I didn’t expect you to be as hot as you are sweet.

You make me feel like sinigrin, when I’ve always been told I’m sinalbin.

I promise to never cause hydrolysis of your glucosinolates and leave you bitter.

Why don’t you pretend that I’m TRPA1, and put me under some mechanical stress.

Just looking at you, I know no one else could be as strong a lacrimator.

Be the myrosinase to my sinigrin, and make me into the person you know I can be.

If you’re CALM1, I want to be calcium and be bound to you.